Sermon Sunday 14 March 2021

Sermon Sunday 14 March 2021

Another week, and another bonkers bible reading. I’m not gonna lie to you, I love this stuff.

Let’s set the scene. Firstly, we should date the text of Numbers. Numbers comes from the period after the exile in Babylon, but it is based on earlier texts. So the text comes from about five hundred years before Jesus, but the story is set about fifteen hundred years before Jesus. We call this sort of story ‘mythologised history’. It is based, perhaps, on some factual events, but transformed into literature as a foundational story for the Israelite people. A comparison would be Thomas Malory, who wrote Le Morte D’Arthur about a thousand years after the King Arthur events are purported to have happened.

Sermon Sunday 7 March 2021

Sermon Sunday 7 March 2021

So, the ten commandments. Where to begin?

The Hebrew scriptures use the phrase aseret hadibrot twice. It translates as ‘ten statements’ or ‘ten utterances’. When translated from Hebrew into Greek, it becomes dekalogos which means ‘ten words’. Early English translations of the scriptures varied, with some writing ‘ten verses’ but it was the King James Version that won out, with its use of the term ‘ten commandments’. I’m going to use the phrase, because it’s one we all understand, but it’s good to remember that when we say ‘the ten commandments’ it is an inaccurate translation of the Hebrew.

Sermon Sunday 28 February

Sermon Sunday 28 February

My friend Janelle Koenig, who is a comedian and radio host here in Perth recently recounted a story of a childhood visit to her Grandma.

‘One school holidays when I was 9, I had read all my books and was pestering Grandma to give me one of hers to read. She grabbed the biggest, thickest book she had on hand at the time, never thinking I’d even attempt to read it.’

Sermon Sunday 21 February

Sermon Sunday 21 February

We are observing the first Sunday of Lent today, having observed Shrove Tuesday on Tuesday and Ash Wednesday on Wednesday. Like every Lent, our language and customs point us towards our sinfulness, brokenness and weakness – both individually and corporately. This also happens to be the Sunday when Sandy from Koolkuna is joining us to remind us of the important work they do for women experiencing violence. By coincidence, perhaps, this is the end of a week in which Brittany Higgins, who worked in Parliament House, exposed her experience of violence and abuse at the hands of a male colleague. We have seen the political and systemic response, and it has been clearly lacking.

Sermon for Ash Wednesday

Sermon for Ash Wednesday

Back in the distant days of my youth, there was a kid in my church youth group called Joel. We called him Rolly Polly Joely. Children are cruel. Anyway, Joel went on to become a bodybuilder and here I am, rotund as ever. He really showed us.

The prophet Joel, or JOH-EL is one of the minor prophets, which is hardly a nice way to describe someone. There’s almost nothing we can know about him, and we have just three chapters of text attributed to him at the tail end of the Hebrew scriptures. He gets two moments in the sun, really. Firstly, Joel includes the text:

Sermon, 14 February 2021

Sermon, 14 February 2021

In the last two weeks, like most of you I have work a face mask when I left the house. I wore a face mask to walk the dog. I wore a face mask to Spotlight. I wore a face mask to Bunnings. Twice. I wore a face mask at the podiatrist and I wore a face mask to pick up six cinnamon donuts at Donut King. I took my mask off to eat them.

Scientifically, I fully support face masks to stop the spread of aerosol viruses. As a practical matter, I suspect that like many Western Australians, I experienced the mask as a shock to the system. It was constrictive. You had to learn to breathe differently. The facial recognition on my phone didn’t work and I discovered how much I rely on lip-reading to understand what people say. Today is our first day without face masks, and I feel like John Keats on first looking into Chapman’s Homer.

Sermon for Sunday 31 January 2021

Sermon for Sunday 31 January 2021

The author Fran Lebowitz features in a new Netflix special called Pretend It’s a City. She’s acerbic and sardonic, and throughout the short series she is interviewed by Martin Scorsese to whom she spits observations about New York and feminism and whatever else she can think of. In one of the interviews she recounts a story from her childhood. Nine year-old Lebowitz was around at her friend’s house, just hanging around and playing as children do. While she was there, her friend’s Father came home and announced that he had received a raise! He was going to be bringing home an extra $50 a week. This was the late fifties, so it was a lot of extra money. The family was excited – there was much rejoicing as they celebrated their good fortune. Little Fran went home and, as children do, she recounted this story to her Mother. ‘Janie’s Dad got a raise. He’ll be earning an extra fifty dollars a week. They’re so excited!’.

Sermon for Christmas 2020

Sermon for Christmas 2020

It was 1843, and in the French village of Roquemaure the church organ had just been renovated. The parish priest was looking for a way to celebrate, and he landed on the idea of approaching a B-grade celebrity who had been born in the town. Placide Cappeau sold grog for a living, but he also wrote poetry. He wrote it with his left hand, because his right hand had been blown off by his best friend when they were eight years old and playing with a gun. Cappeau was an intellectual. He studied at the Royal College in Avignon. He was a secularist – he had little time for the authority and prestige of the church and clergy. And he was a socialist – committed to equality and the redistribution of wealth from rich to poor.

Sermon Sunday 20 December 2020

Sermon Sunday 20 December 2020

Giving someone a reward can be a good motivator. We see it most obviously in children, but it works on nearly anyone. ‘If you get a good school report, Mummy will take you to Adventure World’. ‘If we get through the whole grocery shop without you whining, Daddy will buy you a Bertie Beetle’. We do it because it works. When there’s a reward involved, humans become more driven. The whole concept of being paid for work is basically a system of rewards. ‘If you meet your sales targets, you’ll get paid. But if you exceed your sales targets there’s a bonus coming’. ‘If you work hard, then you might get promoted to Deputy Sub Vice Manager which brings an extra 11c an hour’ – the rewards don’t even have to be significant! They don’t even have to be real. We get a little buzz from buying raffle tickets and lottery tickets which bring only the chance of reward. That’s how much we crave rewards.

Sermon for Sunday 13 December

Sermon for Sunday 13 December

In Advent we jump all around the scriptures. The appointed readings are all tied together by common Advent themes, but sometimes it’s hard to work out how they all mesh together.

Today we have another account of John the Baptiser, this time from the gospel of John (hey are two different Johns). John’s gospel was written late in the first century or early in the second century – so 70-80 years after Jesus’ death and resurrection. To put that in context, it helps to imagine the differences between, say, 2005 and 1935. In 1935, most houses in Perth didn’t have electricity. There was no TV in 1935. In 1935, ABC radio was three years old. The difference between 1935 and 2005 was the difference between when Jesus was crucified to when the Gospel of John was written down. The technological advancement wasn’t quite as fast, but the world had changed a heck of a lot.

Sermon for 6 December

Sermon for 6 December

This Advent, I’m preaching a sermon series with the cheery title ‘Getting Ready for the End of the World’. Last week I talked about how Christians have approached our beliefs about the end times and the return of Christ. I think where I got to (though honestly, who can say?) was that the way we think about the end of the world affects how we live our lives in the here and now. If we believe that the culmination of ‘all this’ is love and justice, then that is going to shape how we live in the moment right now.

Sermon for 29 November

Sermon for 29 November

Advent is a jolly time of year. The decorations go up on the tree and around the house. There’s a party every other day for some group or another. There’s all the fun of shopping for presents. Advent Calendars are particularly jolly. Every day there’s another chocolate, or, more recently, a small bottle of gin to get you in the Advent spirit.

So in that jolly spirit I have decided to preach a sermon series entitled ‘Getting Ready for the End of the World’.

Sermon for Sunday 29 November

Sermon for Sunday 29 November

This week, after years of investigation, the Brereton report was released. It outlined credible information that 19 Australian soldiers had ‘illegally killed’ 39 people in Afghanistan and ‘cruelly treated’ another 2.

‘Illegally killed’ means murdered.

‘Cruelly treated’ means tortured.

These were not unfortunate, inevitable deaths in the heat of battle, though even that kind of death haunts the nightmares of soldiers. These were cold-blooded executions of prisoners who were already restrained. Some soldiers carried ‘throwdowns’ – evidence that could be planted on a victim to suggest that they were dangerous. Some soldiers, particularly junior soldiers, were pressured by their superiors to shoot prisoners in order to get their ‘first kill’ in a practice known as ‘blooding’.